Hey LL Beaners its inappropriate for you to wear camping gear in public. It is also a must to shower before gracing everyone with your presence. I mean you are not Lindsey Lohan, so stop acting like it. (Oh yes I said it.)
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23 Oct
Chinatown
Keeping on keeping on as I was leaving I could not help but stop and ask someone if they knew the recipe to a good sweet and sour soup. I am shocked they were offended.
8 Aug
Booty Booty Booty, Rocking Everywhere….
On a side note I must tell you Telma is not a street walker, she swears.
31 Jul
Happy Birthday Harry Potter
Even in graduate school when I was supposed to be studying for a History of Higher Education final, I found your Deathly Hallows journey much more interesting.
31 Jul
It’s the kind of poop that makes you repent…
And that is the night I repented on the local toilet in 7110.
26 Jul
No Thank You Uncle Sam…
I for one am tired this evening. You see I am getting older and while I am not sure much wiser I am sure that I am getting some class. Let me start from the beginning. Eleven years ago I joined the US Army and served my country. Now I am not afraid nor ashamed [...]
24 Jul
There are plenty of things I wish to say…..
Last night I won a grammy in my shower for best acoustic album. The following is my acceptance speech, I posted this because my fans the towels and soaps have been clamoring for it.
27 May
Just a sheep in wolf’s clothing.
So we have all been in that moment where we are just so taken in by Prince Charming. Well what if Prince Charming goes from charming to not so charming in less than a day. Whoa, put the brakes on. Please sit right back and let me tell you the story of a very non-charming Charming.
17 Mar
Kitty Rescue
This was not just an innocent kitten but it was a symbol, maybe a fallen comrade.
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