Luck O’ the Irish my @ss!

So today was a St. Paddy’s day from hell for me, but I just smiled and found the light humor in everything. This morning when I need to leave my house at 6:15, I thought I would just grab a quick glass of milk or something on my way out the door. This is now referenced as my first mistake of the day. A bottle of blueberry syrup fell out and splashed everywhere; not only did I have to clean up glass and blueberry syrup off the floor I had to change clothes as well. So imagine my surprise when I was actually not late for work. Then at lunch I have to go pick up the birthday cake for the monthly party, why did I take on the job to ensure birthday club, I like to ensure that everyone gets to eat dry cake. However, I did score some sweet ass cookies! I would classify these as the best cookies ever. Work goes by and I get home; instead of writing my paper I decide a nap is in order. I go to sleep and wake up and what do I do, step on my eye glasses. Great! Now I am blind, overweight, tired, and still behind in school. Oh well, Kiss my blarney stone.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.