My Last Will and Testament
Here it is my last will and testament:
U of Pitt Financial Aid Office: I leave you Mike Tyson so that he may punch you out daily.
Rufus: You get 3.5 Million Dollars and the Golden Gate Bridge
Mrs. No Beans: You get a quite chamber and the statue of liberty in Paris
Mr. Standaman: 2 right hand gloves, a hat, and Egypt
Steve “the unofficial trainer” Papay: I leave you the correct spelling of your name (Popeye) and the memorial field house gym
Mo Rizz: I leave you a office with window and a couple of hub de bubs of your own. I also leave you the ford motor company so when you want a new vehicle you can just take one or build your own. How about that the Mo Rizz Ride.
Ms. No Tan Lines: I leave you sunblock, you really need to tone it down. Seriously skin cancer is no laughing matter.
Mr. Pop Yo Collar: I leave you the power to stop because seriously you need to stop popping the collar it looks like your head has wings
Mrs. I Do All My Work In Advance: I leave you the ability to be an open partier. That is why I am leaving you London and Germany. I also leave you the rights to So You Think You Can Dance.
Kelly Ripa: I leave you a chicken, seriously eat something.
To Mr. German Man: I leave you the ability to think on your own.
To Mr. I May Be Gay or Not: I leave you a closet, you can come in and out of it at any given time you want.
To Beefcake: An unlimited bank account, a job making 9.5 million dollars a year, and IUP Main Campus and Punxsutawney, but not NorthPointe or Monroeville.
My Wednesday Night Roomie: I leave you 2 houses in Indiana one located at 954 Chestnut St, and the other located at 763 Oak St. I also leave you Merry Maids cleaning service.
To My Favorite SAHE Dropout: I leave you Penn State Altoona.
To the Dugster: I leave you sanity, you are one crazy bitch.
To Jeets: How are you sleeping? I leave you the Sealy Mattress Company.
To Mrs. Heart: I leave you Crayola. You can have all the pens and markers your heart ever dreamed of.
To the Career Development Office: I leave my passion.
There it is my last will and testament, There may or may not be updates depending if there is anyone else I want to leave anything to. Thanks
